Thursday, October 15, 2009

The Box Expands to Film


Submitted for your approval:  A short tale from the Zone by one Mr. Richard Matheson in 1986, transforms into a two-hour film.  The tale in question is about a financially-strapped couple who is given an enigmatic box with a red-button affixed upon its top.

The function is relatively simple:  push the red button, earn a million dollars.  But there is one slight catch:  in exchange for the compensation, an unknown must cease to exist.  The moral dilemma is, would you push the button, risking the consequences in exchange for financial gain?

Though I confess, this is one tale I regrettably had only gone through halfway, thanks to a faulty television and reconfigured dimensional randomizer.  Thus, I myself never witnessed the end result of what the couple's actions had wrought.

Curiously, however, I ponder how one can successfully transpose a story for the Twilight Zone into a two-hour film?  Perhaps The Box may provide more dilemmas than what Mr. Matheson had to offer.  For the problem I can only see is similar to the manga Ikigami - The Ultimate Limit, where one is randomly killed by the government at a predetermined date.  Whereas one doesn't know whom might be exterminated, and if I know my delightful twists as I normally do, perhaps the unknown might be one of the couple itself.

Strange, I can envision my old friend, The Cryptkeeper, maniacally laughing at this prospect.  Also, if memory serves, Bender found a unique loophole with The Box when he was offered the same deal (Futurama Comics: 'Let's Twist Again.'):  By bashing the box over the robot's head who offered Bender the deal.

Robot (handing the money to Bender):  N-nice l-loophole!

Strange... but only oddities have occurred from such things originating from a little dimension we know simply as.. The Twilight Zone...

Friday, September 11, 2009

Somewhere Over the Rainbow...

Submitted for your approval:  One L. Frank Baum.  A man who had many successes and failures in life, but like our Mr. Rod Serling, is most famous not in autobiographical history, but for creating a dimension of wonder.  One, similar to the Twilight Zone, has outlived its creator and became an instant component in Americana.  The place I am referring to, of course, is OZ.

Rumour speculates Baum discovered the name from an implausible source, a dictionary bearing the script O to Z.  However, what is known is when Baum created The Wonderful Wizard of OZ, it had promptly spawned several sequels about this mystical land and its people.

The tale is rather a simple one at best:  a young girl and her dog have inexplicably transported to another realm by means of a cyclone.  Once there, she inadvertently saves the inhabitants from one wicked witch by dropping in on her.  As she discovers her predicament, she encounters the Good Witch of the North, and given the former Witch's magic slippers.

Thus she embarks on her quest to locate OZ himself, the Wizard who can help her return back to her own realm known as Kansas.  Upon her journey, Dorothy, with her dog, Toto, come across three bizarre individuals:  The Scarecrow, Tin Man and the Cowardly Lion.  Each with a request for our intrepid Wizard:  a brain, a heart and some courage.

Thus, they promptly transverse the Yellow Brick Road to go to the Emerald City, stumbling across unusual dangers, such as Kalidahs and the Infamous Poppy Field.  Despite the technicolor vision produced by MGM. the real story behind OZ appears more enchanting, if not more curious.

For instance, in the case of the Tin Man, he was not originally a victim of the Wicked Witch of the West as the film would have you surmise.  But instead, he was an unwittingly victim of the former Witch of the East, all for the love of a Munchkin girl.  Where, like our Cybermen and Borg, our poor woodchopper ends up replacing his body from flesh and blood to tin, due to an enchanted axe.  Afterwards, discovering in his haste for interchanging his missing parts, he now realizes he lacks one thing making him once human:  a heart.
Another tale altered is Dorothy's encounter with the Wicked Witch of the West, where in this one, though she employs the Flying Monkeys to capture her.  The tale actually has our Wicked protagonist have the flying simians dispatch of the Scarecrow and Tin Man, whereas Dorothy is spared by the North Witch's kiss, and the Lion due to the fact the West Witch wants him for her beast of burden.  

Enslaving the child of Kansas and imprisoning the Lion, the West Witch attempts getting the slippers from Dorothy.  But is felled when she causes Dorothy to trip over an invisible, iron bar and obtains one of the slippers.  Angered by the witch, Dorothy throws the bucket of water upon her.  Thus, our fiendish sorceress ends up being melted and washed away, freeing the Winkies from her once-cruel reign.

Though much later, in the Emerald City, when the Wizard is revealed to be nothing more than a charlatan from Kansas as well, Dorothy does not use the slippers as the film indicates right away.  The Wizard does make good with giving our trio what they think they need, and promises to take Dorothy home via his air balloon. But when Toto, and a fated gust of wind, throw a monkey wrench into the works.  Our group actually embark upon a new journey, one which takes them through a land where the beings are composed of China.  A forest besieged by a giant spider, and a mountain inhabited by strange, men with shooting heads.

Until they finally reach the Land of the South, where they meet Glinda the Good.  She not only informs Dorothy how to return back home, but helps the Scarecrow return to the Emerald City, the Tin Man to the Land of the Winkies and the Lion back to the Forest.

Though I apologize for the long exposition, it does seem fascinating how this tale began on such simplicity.  Only later to spawn more tales about the wondrous land, for in the Land of OZ, we meet beings like Tip, Jack Pumpkinhead, and a new witch known as Mombi (who, despite many versions, has no relation to the other Wicked Witches).  Not to mention, Ozma as well.  Here Tip must save OZ, not from Mombi, in general, but a rebellion from an all-girl army upon the Emerald City.

Afterwards came countless of other sequels about this magical realm, with a plethora of inhabitants and assorted items only one could dare imagine.  But once again, I tend to digress.

As with our favourite dimension, OZ mysteriously has ingrained itself into a multitude of sequels as well as unexpected catalysts for other fantastic tales.  Submitted for your approval: L. Frank Baum's The Magic of OZ, becomes a nightmarish tome for a school teacher in Zenna Henderson's "The Believing Child."  In this intrepid story, the child is Dempsey, who believes anything she is told, and regrettably discovers an OZ phrase, "Pyrzqxgl,"  enabling her to perform actual feats of magic.  Especially for transforming some mischievious boys into rocks.  I have to agree with Dempsey's mother, 'the thing they print in children's books these days.'

Fanger and his son, Fanstar, have also visited this Land Over the Rainbow.  Of course, whereas Fangarius visited a more conventional version of OZ (pre-Land of OZ days), Fanstar ends up visting a futuristic version in "Atomic Baum."  

Captain Carrot and his Zoo Crew also came across OZ, in "The OZ/Wonderland War." Where the Nome King has taken over OZ and plans on invading Looking Glass Country, thus the Cheshire Cat enlists their help, and his assisted by Dorothy for this mission.

There have also been other versions of the realm as well from other countries, as with Dorothy of OZ, where a young girl known as Mara ends up in an altered-dimension of the Land Over the Rainbow, where the Witches are now scientists, the Scarecrow's a genetic clone, The Tin Man a cyborg, and the Lion's a cowardly lycanthrope.




In this tale, Mara has the strange ability into transforming herself into a witch thanks to a pair of strange boots.  Unlike Baum's tale, the Lands are now at constant war, and Mara must seek out the Wizard not for just returning her home, but hopefully establishing peace in this altered reality.


And it would be a serious crime, if I did not mention Tin Man, an intriguing continuation of the classic tale, but with a sci-fi/fantasy stint where DG has to free O.Z. from the sorceress, Azkadellia, with their help from her friends, Glitch, Wyatt Cain and Raw.


Nevertheless, now in its 7th decade, it's amazing how, as with our favourite otherly-dimension, the Twilight Zone, OZ has endured and will also remain another realm beyond our imagination and still exist somewhere over the rainbow...

Thursday, July 23, 2009

A Little Peace and Quiet with A Kind of a Stopwatch

Submitted for your approval: Two different tales, but with several commonalities. Both deal with the power for controlling Time, and coming from a Paranormal Time Lord, such consequences come with unforeseen consequences.

Especially when both distinct tales also come from the Twilight Zone. Why don't we go through the back door first in order for us to move forward?

TZ Chrono Transmission: October 18, 1963

Classic TZ Episode: 'A Kind of a Stopwatch.'

Have you ever met a person like Mr. Patrick McNulty? The perfect conservation piece unto himself. To put it simply, a crashing, utter bore. McNulty possesses the irritating habit of suggesting infinite ways for improving society.

Regrettably, for Mr. McNulty, the only thing he accomplishes is clearing out a room faster than Daleks and F-Clones. In fact, due to McNulty's persona, for all his suggestions and improvements, he ends up getting himself the pink slip from his boss. Can't imagine why, since McNulty fancies himself as such a wonderful guy.

Interestingly enough, as our McNulty does what anyone does when they've been dismissed (get thoroughly plastered at the local bar), he encounters another drunk. The acquaintance gives him an intriguing family heirloom--a stopwatch. (Suspect this may have been my Uncle Chronotis, TZ always has had problems with him during his early years, though Mr. Serling seemed to get along with him.) Fascinatingly enough, as McNulty starts playing with the gadget, he discovers a unique function.

True to its nature, when its ticker is pressed, it literally stops time. (Yep, Uncle Chronotis.) At first, McNulty decides on sharing his wondrous fortune by taking it to his former boss. Naturally, when this plan backfires, McNulty impishly implements the device for practical jokes.

Of course, the novelty soon wears off and McNulty suddenly gains a spark of inspiration: why not use the stopwatch for financial gain? Definitely beats trying to alter History for your own selfish purposes. So our Mr. McNulty enters a bank, freezes time, and attempts the first major withdrawal never witnessed by man. At least not one without breaking into some unnecessary gunplay. However as the dictim with the Twilight Zone: even the greatest plans of mice and men can go awry.

In McNulty's case, he accidentally drops the stopwatch, cracking it. Attempting on re-establishing the flow of Time, he clicks the button. Regrettably, much to our man's horror, he ends up trapped in a world frozen in Time. A realm where its inhabitants fail to acknowledge (or show concern) about the presence of McNulty, and in my opinion, would be better off without him.

Of course, here, we hardly feel remorse for McNulty. But about several years later, when the Twilight Zone regenerated into an entirely new dimension for 1985, TZ selected a similar tale but with a different spin entirely.



TZ Chrono Transmission: September 27, 1985

New TZ Episode: A Little Peace and Quiet

Jumping ahead now, we find a different protagonist than our Mr. McNulty. Rather than a pompous, overbearing bore, we meet a h
arried housewife. In typical fashion, she deals with her kids, her hapless husband, and hardly has any time for herself.

For expedient purposes, we shall denote her as 'Melinda.' Sorry, folks, T2 and TZ are having datafile issues, so I'll be comple
ting the blanks the best I can. Even in other dimensions, things happens.

Poor Melinda, unli
ke McNulty, she works herself to a frazzle, while managing her household, dealing with an uncaring world, and having to deal with obnoxious children as well. Of course, Ms. Melinda comes across her antiquity in a different way: whilst gardening, she comes across an antique box with an obscure message: 'May you have all the time in the world.' Curiously, she extracts an amulet in the form of a sundial (apparently my Aunt Estheria's been buring her heirlooms again. What a family, eh?) and without thinking puts it on.

One particular night when major chaos ensues with the husband and kids, Melinda, who can no longer takes the stress and strain, yells for everyone to 'SHUT UP!' In doing so, much to her surprise, everyone is frozen within Time. At first, Melinda freaks out, thinking she's broken the world. But then, after much consideration, she discovers by freezing Time, she can productively have a break now and again. Before she can ensue with the possibility, she realizes she can start time by saying, 'Start Talking.'

In the beginning, Melinda enjoys her newfound ability: freezing time at breakfast to enjoy her day, freezing time to stop an obnoxious customer from taking the last box of her kids' favorite cereal, and paying for her groceries (apparently unlike McNulty, Melinda's a bit more honest than opportunistic).

Now ironically, Melinda nearly ends up in the same fate as McNulty, when she almost loses the amulet while taking a bath during one of her 'Time Freezes.' However, the writer probably felt this might be a bit too much like McNulty's fate and had a more delicious twist in store for our Melinda.

In this case, while Melinda has been wrapped up in her own difficulties, she has become oblivious with the world's own crisis: a possible World War III. Complete with H-Bombs and atomic weapons, of course. The way this occurs is when her husband and kids suddenly rush in screaming inexplicably about the news. As everything becomes too much for her, Melinda screams with one resounding "SHUT UP" thundering across the world.

As peace and quiet return, Melinda then notices something peculiarly strange. Apparently, her family is nowhere to be found within the house. Gingerly stepping out, she notices, much to her horror, her family and neighbors are frozen, statuesque, looking upwards into the sky, horrified, astonished and dismay. And they have every right to be, for looming overhead, are gigantic H-bombs about to establish contact with the town. Thus, here, Melinda is ensnared in her timeless fate. But unlike our McNulty, who ended up deserving his fate for his greed and overbearing personality, our poor Melinda ends up receiving more peace and quiet than she anticipated: for if she dares resumes the flow of Time, she'll bring forth destruction of her world.

Overall, two different tales, with two different settings, but one coherent theme. With both similar fates: doomed trapped within a dimension beyond their reckoning. One well-deserved, while the other ends up learning the ancient adage: 'be careful what one wishes for.'

While our Mr. McNulty ended up accidentally trapped due to his own short-sightedness, our Ms. Melinda ends up being forced into her position by unfortunate circumstances. Strange how possessing the power of Time can crop up unexpected consequences. Especially when crossing over into the Twilight Zone.

Twilight Trivia: In the Futurama Comic #28: Let's Twist Again. Fry, Leela and Bender end up in a Parallel Universe while delivering material for the writers of 'The Scary Door' (Futurama's version of TZ). In this Universe, apparently ironic twists occur naturally. Meaning, classic and modern TZ episodes are being parodied.

In one case, our steel friend Bender hapless combines these two aforementioned episodes, when he gets ahold of a similar stopwatch, and yet, freezes time at a moment when H-Bombs are about to descend on the populous. However, unlike our Ms. Melinda, Bender attempts to diffuse the bombs, only to have them go off before impact when Time resumes.

Which just goes to show, even robots shouldn't monkey about time.

Sources:

The Twilight Zone: Unlocking the Door to A Television Classic by Martin Grams Jr.

New Twilight Zone
website by Marta Dawes and CBS.

Futurama Comics by Bongo Comics, Matt Groening and David X. Cohen

Entry composed by the Fourth Fanger.






Welcome to Twilight Tales

Submitted for your approval. A place beyond your imagination, and not teen vampires with odd solar skin conditions. A place where common logic and sense have no place in this world.

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